Quotes from Jenny McCarthy

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world's best mom, and so far I've done it.

Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

I'm not a sex symbol.

Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.

I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.

I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.

When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world's best mom, and so far I've done it.

I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.

What is missing from today's dialogue is the effect autism is having on families, our society and what the unknown factors are. The 300lb. gorilla in the room is that our children with autism today will soon become adults with autism.

Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.

Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn't come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.

I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.

You totally value and respect your body as you get older.

I know children regress after vaccination because it happened to my own son. Why aren't there any tests out there on the safety of how vaccines are administered in the real world, six at a time? Why have only two of the 36 shots our kids receive been looked at for their relationship to autism?

Having a child makes you realize the importance of life - narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I'd be fine.