Quotes from Jim Davis

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.

The Ego Rip Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings. Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands. Step 3: Rip list to shreds. Step 4: Consider yourself perfect.

A little ego goes nowhere.

Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf.

Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner.

I've never met a lasagna I didn't like

It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.

I order to be in charge, you need someone to be in charge of.

No monster could ever stand up to your dog breath.

The only really important thing, their friendship, had survived the storm, and that made them both feel very, very lucky.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.