Quotes from Brian Quinn

I sound like Joe Pesci and Frankenstein had a baby.

If you don't have a Yoda impression ready to go, then it's just like, I don't really want to know you.

I lived with older sisters, and I'd bang pots and pans when they slept.

I think the world at large is a Jaden Smith fanatic.

I didn't expect to be successful, but I am glad that so many people love the show.

I am extremely gay

The first time I went to Old Trafford, I was hoping for some light soccer hooliganism, but even the fans in the stand were pretty well behaved.

I can't tell you how much I wanted to be Han Solo when I was a teenager.

I was fascinated by 'Return of the Jedi.' I was just in awe of that movie. The Millennium Falcon being piloted by other people - Lando and Nien Nunb. It was amazing that other people were in the cockpit.

Making a TV show is a lot of work. I actually feel a little duped on this subject. Nowhere in the stories about getting on a television show do you ever hear about how much hard work it is.

Personally speaking, we will never be able to pay back India for gifting Priyanka to the world. She really is something special.

Please understand, I'm not a hearts-and-flowers type of guy. Never have been. I don't like grand romantic gestures. I don't like the endless declarations of love, bouncing back between two people like an overused tennis ball.

I think the big spin we were able to put on it was most hidden camera shows, the people that don't know they're on the show were the butt of the joke and they're kind of being made fun of and the big thing that we make different is that we're the butt of the jokes and the joke's always on us.

It's weird, in New York City, we consider anything above Manhattan 'upstate.'

The best comedy comes from a specific view point, and there is no doubt that the Indian culture has it is own take on the world.

Aside from being the funniest play in N.Y.C., '39 Steps' is also the only show crazy enough to ask me to be a part of it.

What we'll do is at the beginning of every season we'll take stock of everything and decide we have enough stuff to keep going and whether we want to do it, and then we do it.

What do I know about opening a brewery? Nothing.

In making the show we have come to realise that you can get away with almost anything just by being confident and wearing a smile. It's very eye opening.

I have no use for Valentine's Day, with its limited menu and cramped seating.

I think, as I get older, I appreciate how great 'Empire Strikes Back is.' You know, because you realize, man, that is a dark movie and it ends on such a dark note.

I was born in '76, so I vaguely remember seeing 'Empire Strikes Back' in theaters. But I remember just being obsessed with 'Return of the Jedi' and having my parents bring me to see it - at least four times in theaters - and being excited about the Ewoks, and coming home to play with the toy Ewok Village.

I'd love to take a shot at getting one over on Manchester United. I love the team. I love the game. I love when I get to go to Old Trafford and watch them do their thing. The whole organization takes itself very, very seriously though. They could use a little lightening up.