Quotes from Dr. Seuss

This book is to be read in bed.

He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.

All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

Not here not there not anywhere!

Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind

You can get so confused that you'll start in to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space, headed, I fear, toward a most useless place. The Waiting Place...

The more you read, the more things you will know.

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

And what would you do if you met a jibboo?

Fiction Is My Addiction

Read. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read. Connect. Read.

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It's more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.

Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.

He took the Who's feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.

Oh the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Oh, the places you'll go!

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Don't grumble! Don't stew! Some critters are much-much, Oh, ever so much-much So muchly much-much more unlucky than you!