Quotes from Abe Lemons

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.