Quotes from Addison Mizner

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

Poets are born, not paid.

God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

Never call a man a fool; borrow from him

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.