Quotes from Tim Robinson

People have a little more patience for a taped piece than they do a live piece.

I ain't no wild card!

I come from a Chrysler family.

I'm a Chrysler man.

Growing up, I would just sit in my room and watch Detroit news. I was obsessed with Rich Fisher and Amyre Makupson and, of course, Bill Bonds. He was such a character. I just really liked these people. I'm just really a nerd for it.

Saturday mornings, or at night when I'm trying to go to bed, I'll watch Hitchcock mysteries and stuff. I know that's pretty boring, but it feels comfortable. It's called 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents.'

I'm a wild card at typing. That one thing.

We want to reclaim Faygo from the Juggalos.

It fascinates me that there's this instinct to blame something else when you're embarrassed or caught.

Early skateboard culture had a lot of skulls.

I was a cool skateboard fan, who didn't like the system.

I didn't wear a leather jacket, man. I didn't grow up in the '50s.

Oh my god, this makes me laugh so much: I once saw this young woman fall in a bar in Chicago, and she got up and she's like, 'These dang Sketcher Shape-ups!'

There are truly, truly millions. I'd probably need a month to list all my mistakes.

I'm crazy into 'Twilight Zone.' I got through every 'Twilight Zone.' I would watch them at night, and it was my relaxing thing to do.

I do feel like I get anxiety, and anxious to do something new.

There are many differences between Netflix and Comedy Central.

Writing is one thing, but I'm way more insecure and neurotic when it comes to acting.

I think every interaction I have, there's something I walk away going, Oh my God, I sound like a jerk. It's constantly happening.