Quotes from Steve Harvey

I'm just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don't you think you got to be perfect 'cause I ain't.

I'm not really a relationship expert but ... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.

My color's not a crutch. See, funny crosses a lot of color barriers.

Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.

Do what you say you're going to do! People can do nothing but respect that.

Men respect standards- get some!

From the time I was taught how to drive, I was taught how to behave when I'm stopped.

Catch Fire, Do Something, Get Excited by Finding Your Purpose In Life.

You don't just sit in the car and let some guy drive you through life, wasting your time.

What you want most out of life is the thing you have to give the most of

As always, whenever I'm contacted by the White House, I'm just humbled.

I can't cuss and tell jokes the rest of my life. I gotta say something meaningful. I gotta give something back to a Creator who has given so much to me.

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.

Other than my foundation - mentoring programs - everything I do is for money.

Every day, President Obama sends a beautiful message about how we should treat our women based on how he treats his wife. When people went after his wife during the campaign, he took a stand.

A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful.

You are never too old to reinvent yourself.

Failure means you've now learned another valuable lesson that pushes you one step closer to success.

You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.

I think that we, as the African-American men in hip-hop, we have a greater responsibly because we have the ears of so many millions of our young people. And they listenin'.

I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.

Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.

I was always a dreamer with high aspirations, but I kept coming up short my whole life.

If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something.