Quotes from Ruby Wax

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced