Quotes from Si Robertson

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

When security comes, every man for himself

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we're going to have to let you go'.

I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.'

Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.

The Bible says that you marry for life, okay. It's a lifetime decision.

My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.