Quotes from Dave Sim

When you're running a bureaucracy the best way to safeguard your job is to make sure you're the only one who knows how the whole thing works. -Lord Julius

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity." - Weisshaupt

Necross: The wound! It will prove fatal -- but -- I am not worried! Cerebus: Really? Why not? Necross: Because that means I'll be dead in a few minutes . . . OOPS . . . better make that a few . . . seconds . . .

Is it true that Panrovians have a lot of children . . . because they figure there's another famine coming? -Cerebus

Cerebus heard the Panrovian March of Virgins had to be canceled . . . your daughter got pregnant . . . and your wife refused to march alone!

Leftists always want to... circle around subjects... rather than addressing any subject directly.

'Cerebus' is my attempt at a literary work.