Quotes from Ozzy Osbourne

I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

You can choose, don't confuse, win or lose, it's up to you.

Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles.

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!

Rock and roll is my religion.

I'm just a dreamer I dream my life away i'm just a dreamer Who dreams of better days

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.

I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia.

I'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with.

It was always fun in the early days of Black Sabbath, when I stayed away from heavy drugs. Then someone gave me cocaine and I went, "Hallelujah!" I thought I'd found the meaning of life!

I suppose there's a lot of people that've got a better life than me. But I don't know, I feel very fortunate and very blessed.

Life's not all about money.

Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco.

God is within you. God is a nice feeling. He's the flowers and smells and the nice things in life.

I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.

They teach you how to handle life in England, but they don't teach you a thing about death. There's no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies.

It was one of the greatest experiences I have ever had in my life to meet Paul McCartney. It was phenomenal.

I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life.

I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

Black Sabbath wasn't like the Bon Jovis of the time. We were just a bunch of guys that were against the grain of society. And we sung about things that people thought back then.