Quotes from Russell Brand

People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth.

The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love.

The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek

As a person... I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical.

I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.

I don't know if this is the kind of retrospective analysis that people are fond of applying to their work or actions, but it feels like I knew I was going to be famous and I knew that an element of that would be traumatic, so that if I could make myself something big and otherworldly, it would be a kind of defence.

Fear travels fast. Love travels a little more slowly. Rationale takes a little more consideration.

If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.

The greatest poverty one can have is to be poor in one's heart and for falling in love, he is truly happy. He discovers purpose.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

Every moment is a fresh new beginning... a wonderful inauguration of the great cosmic journey through the Universe. We can do whatever we want. We can change reality at any moment.

In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.

I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead.

My mum brought me up on her own. All we really had was each other.

Honesty has always been an integral part of my operation, really.

People who say the system works work for the system.

Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud.

Everyone has their own mantra.

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

If I ever find myself in North Carolina I shall marry a man just to feel safe.