Quotes from Peter Scolari

I'm a good juggler. If you want to court a woman, you need to be able to juggle five balls, fire, and knives.

I've done 'The Love Boat' twice. I had a great time, but my ego rails against it.

My mom and dad? Oh, they were a fiery pair. They stayed together for the kids and also because they were hopelessly in love with each other, but they were totally incompatible.

I'm as proud of my work in 'Madoff' as anything I've ever done. Richard Dreyfuss turned in a bravura performance. It went unnoticed.

Never underestimate the value of someone who can say, 'You make me sick.'

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I really believe that.

My mother sent me lithograph years ago at the height of my television success. It said, 'When your cup runneth over, watcheth out.' I never got over it. There's something so cosmic to be inferred in that. Not necessarily anything bad, and not necessarily anything good.

I never drink alcohol.

About a year after 'Bosom Buddies,' I was suddenly a regular on 'Newhart,' and I was there almost seven years. And then, somewhere in the mid-1990s, I ended up doing a TV series version of 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.'