Quotes from Jerry Coleman

Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

There's two heads to every coin.

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.