Quotes from Fanny Brice

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you

Wrong is for other people.

When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.