Quotes from Prince Phillip

Brazilians live there. (on the key problems facing Brazil)

Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf. (to a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band in Wales)

Do you still throw spears at each other? (to Australian Aborigines during a visit to Queensland)

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test? (to a driving instructor in Scotland)

The bastards murdered half my family. (on being asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union)

The best thing to do with a degree is to forget it. (at the University of Salford)

What do you gargle with? Pebbles? (to singer Tom Jones after a 1969 Royal Variety performance)

You look as if you're ready for bed. (to the Nigerian President, who was dressed in traditional robes)