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Quotes from R.L. Stine

I turned away from the flashing red lights and hurried to my house.
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atmosphere.
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It was as if she thought life was a game, and she had to psych everyone out so she'd win.
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Because I knew it was happening again.
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It's bound to be better than my first date! she told him.
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And she reached her face up for another kiss.
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Of course, neat and tidy Mindy can't stand the lawn ornaments. Neither can Mom. Every time Dad brings a new one home, Mom threatens to toss it into the garbage.
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I'll phone the police
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Thank you, Honey, Becka whispered gratefully.
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My friend Chuck was supposed to help me coach the team. But he told Miss Curdy he had an after-school job. Do you know what his after-school job is? Going home and watching TV. - Steve Boswell
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reason, my radiator makes a lot of banging and groaning. But
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Noah — get off me!" she demanded, trying to push the big duck off her chest.
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I never give advice to young writers. They don't need someone to tell them to write something every day. The one thing I will say is: have fun with it. Don't listen to all these authors who tell you that writing is such hard work... If you go into it thinking that, it's going to be a chore for you. If you instead go, Hey! Look at me writing. I'm creating something! I'm having a good time! that's the way to go. Writing is a lot easier when you have that attitude.
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I had a camera. My parents had given me a really good camera last Christmas.
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It's really cold up here!
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I have a pot of brussels sprouts boiling on the stove!
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My school is very lucky. We have an Olympic-size pool.
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Yes, that's the laptop I use to write all the Goosebumps books. I know it looks strange. That's because someone's lap is still attached. Don't touch it. I think it's contagious.
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The five of us were squeezed into Dad's little Toyota, on our way to spend the day at Zoo Gardens Theme Park. Dad had messed up and left the map at home. But Mom said the park would be real easy to find.
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