Quotes from Rachel Caine

You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a vampire. You ought to be scared because you just trash-talked my girlfriend to her face .--Michael

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

I don't see a way in," Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?" Myrnin whispered back. "Vampires can hear us, anyway.

Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.

You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)

What about Myrnin?' Eve swallowed, almost choked, and Michael patted her kindly on the back. She beamed at him. 'Myrnin? Oh yeah. He did a Batman and took off into the night. What is with that guy, Claire? If he was a superhero, he'd be Bipolar Man.

Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was Hello, sexy, and wow, she'd never even suspected that it could feel this way.

Hannah leaned against the wall. 'Mind if I call shotgun?' 'Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser

Mind the dead man, my dear.

Harte sent one of her revived men after him, and Pat sent him back in boxes.

Because you know, I'm your best friend, but you're just not that badass, man.

You're much shorter than my mom." "Brat," she said, surprised into a giggle. "That's no way to talk to a vampire." "Bloodsucking brat." "Better" he said.

Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.

I'm avampire. I havesecret powers ," he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, "Actually, your mom let me in.

Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom—you don't have the ovaries" (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)

He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. "Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.

He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.

People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children.

Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.

God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?

my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))

God, I needed you," he murmured. "I can't even tell you how many times I thought about this. The funny thing is, I don't need you any less now. I think I need you more." ~Shane~