Quotes from Seth Green

I think I've always just been kinda geeky and got to play some mildly appealing roles.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.

There's never a surefire good career move except doing good work.

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.

As people get older and fall out of the spotlight, people's memory of them changes.

Over the last four years, I've made a habit of coming into my office in the morning and just getting to work.

How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.

Doing something because it's quote-unquote a good career move doesn't really appeal to me.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.