Quotes from Louis Sachar

YOU ARE ENTERING CAMP GREEN LAKE

Kachooga Boop

He took several long, deep breaths. Then his head jerked violently, and he let out a shrill scream, worse than the one before.

The world spun around and he spun around too.

No one ever says 'No' to Charles Walker!" "I believe I just did," said Katherine Barlow.

food for the angels.

Stanley raised and lowered one shoulder.

There are some people who are so cold and unfeeling, like reflections in a mirror, that they might as well be imaginary.

hand." Mrs. Jewls took the pillow

Her classes were often full of young men, who were a lot more interested in the teacher than they were in getting an education. But all they ever got was an education.

Miss Zarves taught the class on the nineteenth story. There was no Miss Zarves.

Kaira sat on the floor and ate her ice cream right out of the carton.

Is your last name your first name backward? Zero asked. Stanley stared at him in amazement. Had he been working on that all night?

If a donkey could talk, and if the donkey had a sore throat, and if it spoke with a French accent—that was what Mr. Gorf's voice sounded like.

Somehow they were both still alive, at least for one more second, one more heartbeat.

Mugworm Griblick

The left side of Mr. Sir's face had swollen to the size of half a cantaloupe. There were three dark-purple jagged lines running down his cheek where the Warden had scratched him.

Even the book I'm reading to my class," said Miss Zarves. "The author makes fun of teachers!

Your Doppelgänger will regurgitate on your soul!

hysterically.

Just because I love Mister Jewls, it doesn't mean I can't also love you. Love is different from most things. She picked up a piece of chalk. If I gave my piece of chalk to someone, then I wouldn't have it anymore. But when I give my love to someone, I end up with more love than I started with. The more love you give away, the more you have left.

need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.

In fact, they were much too cute to be children.

Yes," Leslie agreed. "Rondi showed excellent taste by not wearing the hat or the boots. They go so well together.