Quotes from MaryJanice Davidson

I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.

I always knew I'd keep at it with the plodding doggedness that I used to master lump-less gravy and wriggle out of fitness classes; I always knew I'd get a zillion rejection slips. I figured I'd write part time while working various full-time office jobs, and maybe, maybe in my 50s, I'd be able to quit and try writing full time.

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.