Quotes from Meg Cabot

Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue.

You can't turn love on and off like a faucet.

And the truth is, I'd felt kind of a thrill about wearing Jason's Big Boy pants. I was a sick kid, even way back then.

Tell me what game Steph Landry and I used to play in the big dirt pile they made while they were digging my family's pool, back when we were both seven, or I'll know you're an alien replacement and you've got the real Steph up in your mother ship!" I glared at him. "G.I. Joe meets Spelunker Barbie," I said. "And stop being so ridiculous. We have to go. We're going to end up at a bad table for lunch.

All men are pigs and I hope they die and monkeys take over, then things would be way better.

C'est la vie

I don't seem to fit to associate with humans.

Home. Wow. I'm already calling it home. Well, isn't that what any place is? Any place that you share with someone you love, I mean?

People everywhere pray for a job where they can "work from home," so I guess, going with the gratitude theme, I should be grateful for this opportunity. I wonder how, though, when people get one of these jobs, they keep themselves from spending the entire day going on YouTube and looking at videos about baby deer that have been adopted by golden retrievers. Because that's all I've accomplished today so far.

Our family wasn't particularly warm, or effusive with the I love you's. Except for Uncle Chris, who'd come out of prison bursting with them. He'd even told the mail carrier that he loved him.

It just goes to show that what one person considers a bad attitude might actually just be total frustration over being pushed beyond the brink of one's mental and physical endurance.

but you know the minute I graduated high school I never looked at a single math problem again, right? I send everything with numbers on it to my accountant, or I make Michael deal with it." "Great. Spoken like a true feminist

Life is not a romance novel

I know it, but I'm going to let it go, because i'm the bigger person. Not literally but metaphorically as well. Because I believe what you put into the universe comes back at you times three, which is why I always try only to put good things, not horrible skinny bitch things, into the universe.

I'm not scared, though. Norman has kind of thick glasses, and I bet he couldn't actually hit anything, even with a machine-gun, which even a lunatic like Norman is allowed to buy in this country thanks to our totally unrestrictive gun laws, which Michael Moscovitz says in his webzine will ultimately result in the demise of democracy as we know it.

It was also, however, a favorite place for novices to stand and wait for innocent students to slip up by talking too loudly between classes. No novice has ever been created that could keep Gina quiet, however.

I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?

Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?

It is a documented fact. I read it in People magazine.

When he smiled, something strange happened to my insides. It was like they turned to liquid.

Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first.

Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.

Actually, it's scary. Scarier than Freddy Kruger and Jason put together.

Kayla snatched the ruby-coloured bra he'd dug out from behind his back. You should know, you're the one who got it off me, she said.