Quotes from Meg Cabot

But the most amazing thing is the sight I'm looking at right now, and I don't need the binoculars to see it either: Michael wearing nothing but board shorts as he lies in the hammock across from mine, reading a book on microprocessing (I do hope the micros and the processors end up happily ever after at the end)

they don't seem to me to be as talented as either Adele, Taylor, or of course my sweet, sad Britney.

A few minutes later, the lifeguard came trudging back in our direction, looking no less handsome in wet hair than he had in dry. He swung himself up to his tower, spoke briefly into his radio - probably putting out a B.O.L.O. on Dopey: Be On the Look Out for an extremely stupid wrestler in a wetsuit, showing off for his stepsister's best friend from out of town - then returned to scanning the waves for other potential drowning victims.

Then I watched his eyebrows go up. Way up.

Who plans on falling in love? It simply happens. We cannot stop it, however much we might try.

It's only until Mrs. Friedlander gets better And when is THAT going to be? Earth to Mel. Come in, Mel. The woman is in a COMA. Okay? She is COMATOSE. I think some alternative arrangements for the woman's pets need to be made. You are a DOORMAT. A COMATOSE woman is using you as a DOORMAT. The woman has to have some relatives, Mel. FIND THEM.

I finally realized there are no handsome princes - that it was all up to me... that it had always been up to me.

You're awake, he said from the window seat where he'd been sitting with Spike and a copy of Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book that I happen to know he'd stolen from my mother's bookshelf downstairs.

Tina is so mad at Charlotte Brontë. She says Jane Eyre ruined her life.

ts very simple. In everyday life, we're given a choice. Do the right thing, do nothing, or do the wrong thing. All too often, people choose to do nothing. And that's all right and what's wrong. Sometimes it's difficult to know what's right and what's wrong. But every so often, a few people choose to go out of their way to do the right thing.

I broke my toe playing Olympic figure skater with Allie over winter break.

I don't understand camping. It's organized inconvenience.) "If

Ya? Aku bersandar penuh harap di susuran tangga. Alasanku melarangmu melakukan penyelidikan ini sendirian, aku menduga - yah, baiklah, berharap - dia akan berkata begitu, Itu karena aku tidak sanggup membayangkanmu membahayakan dirimu sendiri. Kau tahu, aku mencintaimu, Heather. Aku selalu mencintaimu.

I don't like movies where people's heads spin around, or where things come bursting out of their stomachs. I like movies with beauty makeovers and dancing.

I wish I didn't have to do anything with her. Like, for REAL!" (Page 2)

She was the worst person ever. She seriously has got some issues, that Lana Weinbeigher!" (Page 4)

I once saw her throw a Juicy Fruit wrapper on the ground in Central Park. She doesn't even feel guilty about littering.

It is pretty creepy to look at. No wonder my grandfather died at such a young age. He probably had a heart attack looking at the THING beside him!" (Page 9)

I know I am sounding unreasonable, but, come on! He is in politics! And everyone knows every politicians' middle name is BORING! No offense dad!" (Page 14)

Yup. Lilly has her own channel and TV show. And she is awesome at it. And she loves doing it. And I help her with it. And also, I am her best friend." (Page 16)

Exit our Miss Mel. Exit Friend Tim. When I glanced over my shoulder, Max Friedlander had disappeared—a remarkable feat, considering that there was nowhere on that side of the hole for him to go except into the Chronicle building. But he can't have gone in there. His soul would have been ripped instantly from his body while demons sucked out his life force.

Dr. and Dr. Moscovitz seemed kind of surprised when all ten of us—twelve, if you count Lars and Wahim—showed up at their door. They were especially surprised to see Michael; they hadn't realized he'd left his room.

But he's wrong, because my dad definitely has testosterone—at least one testicle full—

Besides the age thing, Father Dom being sixty and me being sixteen, he's Mister Nice himself, whereas I'm ... Well, not. Not that I don't try to be. It's just that one thing I've learned from all of this is that we don't have very much time here on Earth. So why waste it putting up with other people's crap? Particularly people who are already dead, anyway.