Quotes from Piers Morgan

Most of the men that sue in Hollywood are all about 5' 2'. They wake up every day, know they're tiny and feel very angry about it, so they go out and sue people.

I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag

I want to interview the most important people in the world and have everyone in America the next day going, 'Did you see that?'

Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.

There is a certain advantage to the British accent. I do notice that Americans love it; they think the we Brits are smarter than perhaps we are.

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don't come from that school.

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

There are many different ways of categorizing news. It doesn't have to be just war and famine and serious politics.

Cancel culture', as it's become known, is one of the very worst things about modern society, and it's driven by the same woke liberals who profess to stand for tolerance.

Absolutely nobody in the entire United States of America has even a modicum of interest in who I am, but I'm determined to change that. Because if I can pull it off here, then I can kiss goodbye to tedious speeches, crappy TV jobs and all the other nonsense I have to do back in England to pay the bills.

then America still has the power to change, and to change quickly and for the better. And I hope it does, because a successful America, with a new-found

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for people we despise, we do not believe in it at all.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.