Quotes from Brandon T. Jackson

I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it.

Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?

When you're blessed, you've got to be sensitive to people that don't have and need to depend on somebody else to eat.

I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.

As an actor, it's amazing to get to create different characters.

I'm trying to build a brand. I'm not just doing one-off projects.

My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over.

I really have a love for comedy. I can't express it enough.

I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to.

I come from a young, hip-hop, urban world.

I know how to be funny to black audiences.