Quotes from Robert Kirkman

It ain't the dead things you gotta be mindful of around here Ã¢â'¬Â¦ it's the living.

You think I've been around these fuckers long enough to get comfortable enough to SLEEP ten feet away from them? Not fucking likely. (Axel)

I'm about as useful as a fingerless eunuch during Fuck Fest February! someone give me a gun!

Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch.

I know how to use the safety.-Andrea, the Walking Dead S3 finale

He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you. —Nietzsche

Nick looks into Brians hollow gaze. "That's what's going on here brian. The devil's figured out a way to keep peoples souls trapped here on earth.

an elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that during his afternoon bowel movement, he is unwittingly shitting on a zombie.

I hope you're at peace. I hope you... I hope you're in heaven, and you fell in love with someone who treats you better than I ever did, and that they're fucking your brains out and then fucking your brains back in after that on a daily basis. I'll always miss you, Lucille. I'm sorry I named a fucking baseball bat after you.

It's never-ever going to be okay, never-ever-ever-ever-ever.

You sick fuck. Tear my pants off, prick. See what I got. I'll knock your fucking teeth out with my swinging dick! Last chance... you force yourself into that woman... and I'll force this knife into your dick hole!

It's nice to know that what you're doing is being read and enjoyed by a good deal of people.

Tech Jacket shares the same tone as Invincible, but the subject matter is very different. Where Invincible is about perfection, Tech Jacket is about flaws.

I want to spend my time exploring the characters we've already got here. I want to give them more time to shine before the team gets to have 400 members.

I think Walking Dead is one of the friendliest new reader type books in that every time a new trade is shipped out, a new issue is shipped out at the same time.

Fights in real life between real people only last so long before someone gets seriously hurt.

I know there are a lot of readers that think I've got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but there's really nothing that's been like a mirror. I'm just making this stuff up.

Last year I think I made more from my Image books than anywhere else.

I make a lot more off the trades and Image than Marvel.

It's no secret that I love the Ultimate line.

I have trouble writing if I can't picture how things are going to look.

Well, don't tell Steve Niles but I just don't think horror works in comics.

I like good stories above all else... and kickin' art really goes the final stretch to ensure a comic is good.

I will work on Invincible until I am made to quit.