Quotes from Billy Mays

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

Life's a pitch, then you buy.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

Life's a pitch, and then you buy.

I love beautiful wood.

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

Hi, Billy Mays here for...

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

Long live your laundry!