Quotes from Natasha Leggero

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.

The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

There are some die-hard 'Chelsea Lately' fans, and that's where the majority of my fans come from. Chelsea is really helping make comedy audiences hipper and edgier.

My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit.

I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and work on it and see how people react. You don't need Standards & Practices or notes from lawyers or producers to tell you what's funny.

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who were from old money and a few from new money in my 20s, I just sort of became obsessed with this idea of clueless rich people.

Anything you can do to get more people to come to your live shows is good, because that's where you can really do what you do. Everyone's on the same page, and you don't have to win strangers over as much.

The women's movement ruined a permanent vacation.

There's something grounded about 'Ugly Americans,' so I think it's good that I'm playing a version of myself in these elevated cartoon circumstances.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.