Quotes from Ilana Glazer

In a bigger picture, all over the world is a boys' club.

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.

I write 'Broad City,' so I connect it to me.

If people believe in your material, they will do whatever it takes to get it done. Even if they don't, but you make it as awesome an experience as possible, they will help you reach your goals.

In every character that you play... I mean, I don't think I'll ever be the type of actor or performer per se who transforms, you know? Like Claire Danes transforms into Temple Grandin - I'm not gonna do that.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

What's fun is that the characters in 'Broad City' are rushing and hustling, and our process reflects that.

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

All my brother Eliot and I did as kids was film sketches.

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.

I decided I would go to NYU so I could get into the comedy world and have legit housing, and my parents would not have trusted investing in a straight-up comedy career.

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I miss improv. I hate it in a way - watching it, doing it - but only because it's so challenging and nerve wracking. Improv is the only belief system I've ever experienced that directly works on how to be. Just how to be.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

The thing about the performance part... starting with improv and standup, you're starting with yourself as the character, and I don't feel as much like, 'Oh, I'm a vessel for -' I feel like someone who calls themselves an actor is a vessel.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.