Quotes from Bill Copeland

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

After all is said and done, sit down.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

Life is a free circus. All you have to do is pay attention.

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.

How strange to use "You only live once" as an excuse to throw it away.

The same fence that shuts others out shuts you in.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.