Quotes from Charlie Sheen

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.