Quotes from Unknown

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.

Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it

Journalism is the first rough draft of history.

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see - and hits it.

Questions are the creative acts of intelligence.

God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them.

Be God or let God.

God's last name is not "Dammit."

A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be

A good memory is one that can remember the day's blessings and forget the day's troubles

A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.

If the human brain were simple enough to understand, we'd be so simple we couldn't.

Character is always lost when a high ideal is sacrificed on the altar of conformity and popularity.

Character, like a kettle, once mended, always requires repairs.

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.

Be self-reliant and your success is assured

Be ENTHUSIASTIC as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match!

Genius is nothing more than inflamed enthusiasm.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

Men fight for freedom, then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.