Quotes from Unknown

My Valentine runs on batteries.

If I had balls, I'd shave them for you this Valentine's Day

The best part of being my own date for Valentine's Day is knowing I'm guaranteed to score.

Let's have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine's Day

Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life.

Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.

Hey hope you have a special Valentines Day! You really are beautiful and sweet, I hope we always remain friends.

I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my Ex...Box 360!

I saved a bunch of money on Valentines Day by switching to...single.

Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there. If you have something good, keep it and cherish it.

For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.

Happy Valentines Day. If you don't have that special someone and even if you do, go and spoil your momma!

Valentines Day is cute and all, but that one person making you feel special daily is priceless.

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

Valentines Day isn't a real holiday it's just for commercial purposes...coming from me who is single.

After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking up once it gets warm.

Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day

Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.

Let people be in love, don't down Valentines Day just because you're not with someone.

You don't have to wait until Valentines Day to show someone how much they mean to you.

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes. Only then would you realize how special you are to me.

The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet...

Any dude that waits till Valentine's day to treat his woman like a queen is failing 364 days a year.