Quotes from Unknown

Those days when you wake up and you just know that it's going to be a bad day.

Words can't explain how f-cked up my mood is right now.

My attitude today is brought to you by, fu.. you.

Well aren't you being a Cunt-a-saurus Rex today.

WHY is it when I'm in a good mood theres always somebody to piss me off with their attitude...

Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a di.. you should start to dress like one.

Sometimes I wish there was a backspace key for my mouth.

Unless I'm the direct reason for your bad mood, don't take it out on me.

I hate when people assume you're on your period when you're in a bad mood.

Hard times call for awesome music.

Ice cream doesnt help with a bad mood. It cures it!

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten the f*ck up.

Didn't give a fu.. yesterday, Don't give a fu.. today, And I probably won't give a fu.. tomorrow either.

Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to freak the fu.. out.

My middle finger is used when words aren't enough for people to understand that they're annoying.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

Have a nice life. I am done trying to be in it.

Im crazy. I'm funny. I'm cute. I'm brave. I'm girly. I'm sweet. I'm cheerful. I'm annoying. I'm just me and I like it that way.

Calling your best friend after something crazy happens.

Life is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs...but it's your choice to either scream or enjoy the ride. Be Positive.

I'm a teenager. I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I go to bed late and I'm crazy about one person.

He wants to say 'I love you' but keeps it at goodnight, cause love would mean some falling, and shes afraid of heights.