Quotes from Unknown

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but its the middle that counts the most.

There are two times in every mans life when he is thoroughly happy; just after he has met his first love and just after he has parted from his last one.

Have you ever felt so alone and nothing makes sense? Well thats how I feel right nowI feel like I'm facing everything myself, with nothing but tears and a fake smile

Life is a perpetual drunkenness; the pleasure passes, but the headache remains.

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.

There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.

For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The pesimist says: it cannot get any worse. The optimist joyfully exclaims: yes, it can!

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.

Life is a reality without a rubber.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.