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2, 4, 6, 8, sorry that this birthday cheer is late!

This wish is late so that you can celebrate your birthday longer.

Best wishes for your birthday afterwards.

I didn't forget your birthday, I'm just fashionably late.

I'm so sorry I missed your birthday, I hope that you had a wonderful day.

Stop drinking like you wont be able to do so again. You have a whole life to ruin it with alcohol.

Happy 21st Birthday, now we can go in Las Vegas to buy me a drink!

There is no need to be a psychic in order to predict that your 21st Birthday party will be the most awesome party ever. Happy 21st !

May every single day of yours be a great party like this one. Happy 21st Birthday!

Your 21st Birthday comes along with great responsibility. Youre responsible for not getting too drunk.

I'm in the pleasant position announcing you that you are able to drink and gamble from now on. Happy 21st Birthday!

Birthday spankings are hot when your 21.

21 and legal. Proceed with caution.

Of course I know everything. I'm 21.

21 beers for 21 years.

In your 50's, time becomes precious and must not be wasted, every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap.

At 50 you're not over the hill. You're at the peak.

Being 50 is great, so long as all your friends are 60!

You're not 50, you're 25 x 2! You've got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling.

Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.

50 down! You're half way to 100!

There are numerous advantages in being fifty, ask any eighty year old.

Congratulations on turning 50. You're half way to becoming a centenarian.

Being fifty takes stamina and endurance that even youth doesn't offer.