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I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Back off! You're standing in my aura.

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Do I look like a freakin' people person?

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

Maybe it was all just wrong timing. But I wont question it. It was in Gods plan for it to happen this way.

Most girls date boys because of their money. True girls would look beyond it, and date guys because of their personality.

Be what will give you good admiration in this world. Think as if you are a winner and that you can complete and be inspirationally great!

It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse.