Quotes from Broderick Crawford

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

So don't applaud. Just send me the check.

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

I've made my peace with myself.

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

I'm a lousy reader.

I was always the second heavy.

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business.