Quotes from Steve Jones

Evolution is to analogy as statues are to birdshit.

Science is a broad church full of narrow minds, trained to know ever more about ever less.

Creationists have an argument not with science, but with argument.

Sex must be important as it is so expensive.

The Sex Pistols was a part of my life. Just a small part.

I'm not the kind of guy a girl would take home to her mother. She'd kick the girl out and probably call the cops on me.

In '77 there was no Internet, there was no Twitter or Facebook, and I think that, without being some old git who hates anything new, people's attention spans are too short. Back then you had 'Top Of The Pops' and 'Melody Maker,' and you had to make the effort to go to a show so that you absorbed the culture of music.

I love '50s music, all that stuff from the '50s.

I'm pretty much an isolated person. I'd rather stay home and play video games.

If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didnt run hard enough.