Quotes from Joseph Finder

I would argue that coffee has been far more important to literature than alcohol.

As the saying goes not every conspiracy is a theory.

And obstructing justice, which is another felony.

I've always hated business breakfasts; I believe Oscar Wilde had a point when he said that only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

A man's most open actions have a secret side to them. —JOSEPH CONRAD

You know what I always say—never let an asshole rent space in your head.

Stay focused on the now. Get through this, leave the long-term choices for the future.

You know what's wrong with the world today, bro? The computers. They're ruining the human race." "Computers?" "You ever see elks mate?" Russell said.

Challenge is tough. It needs efforts, energy and time.

Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.   —HONORÉ DE BALZAC

The rain was pattering hypnotically on the plane's exterior.

Inscribed on the back was a line from Virgil in Latin: Audentes fortuna juvat. Fortune favors the bold. He'd been bold all right, but Fortune hadn't gotten the memo.

He glanced at me, then chuckled. "Sprezzatura's an Italian word. Means the art of making something difficult look easy.

Someone's lobbing a grenade in your direction; it's not tennis any longer. Point is, honey, you do what you have to do. To stay safe. To keep your family safe. I love the law like my grandma loved scripture. You and I both swore to uphold the law. But a suicide pact we did not agree to. Am I clear?

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These kids could have starred in a social media campaign for vasectomies.

from the pack, offered it to

Remember the old guy with the bell?

As Virgil tells us in The Aeneid, fama, malum qua non aliud velocius ullum. There is no evil swifter than a rumor.

She opened the aluminum screen door and shook his hand. Something about his unhandsome face made him seem trustworthy.

As you speed along the highway of life ... you might pause and consider. When everything's coming your way, maybe you're driving in the wrong lane.

It is hard to find a butterfly in the city environment.

The difference between God and a US senator? God doesn't think he's a senator.

instant-message-sending, mouse-clicking, iPod-listening, web-surfing pussies, and God didn't mean for the likes of them to run this planet on the backs of real men.