Quotes from Walter Winchell

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea! This is Walter Winchell in New York. Let's go to press.

Be nice to those you meet on the way up. They're the same folks you'll meet on the way down.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled — it's just the opposite!

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.

Nothing recedes like success.

A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

America - love it or leave it.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.