Quotes from Warren Olson

Most Gamblers start with a little, and strive to turn it into a lot : Invariably they end up turning a lot into a little

When you have a Thai girlfriend you never lose her - you just sometimes lose your place in the queue

Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I was tempted to ask him if he had heard the one about the two condoms walking down Soi Rome when they see The Balcony Pub. One condom turns to the other and says 'Let's go in there and get shit-faced' -

The heights to which we aspire - often prove not as lofty as those that transpire.

a splinter in the butt as you slide down the banister

splinter in the butt as you slide down the banister of life

The heights to which we aspire - often prove not as lofty as those that transpire.