Quotes from Wendy Mass

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IT WAS ME. I'M STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! IT WAS MY FAULT THEY STOPPED GIVING TOURS.

feminine wiles.

The Day Tara the Great Destroyed the Zombie Queen and Then Ate a Grilled Cheese Sandwich would be

In a few hours I'm going to be eleven. That's a whole new decade…I have fifteen kids coming here tomorrow night. That's fifteen friends who chose to come to my party instead of Leo's. Even if I'll be stuck wearing a Dorothy costume, I'm going to try to have a good time. After all, like Mom said, I'm only going to turn eleven once. I just wish I wasn't doing it alone.

Cat and Dog were ganging up on Ferret last night.

Max clapped his hands. "Go, go, go!

My mission was to multiply twenty-four times nine.

Looking isn't the same as seeing

The future is all possibilities, but the past is set in stone. All those ghosts of ourselves, our youth, still alive inside us, but out of our reach forever. We meet them when we close our eyes, when we let our memories come alive." He shakes his head. "But that's all they are. Memories. No more real than a dream.

Swimming is about the only physical activity during which I am unlikely to injure anyone. I am also good at chess, which I feel should count as physical activity because you have to reach over and move pieces all the time. Some of the boards are quite large, so one must lean AND reach at the same time, thereby expending even more energy.

I climb into bed and grab the stuffed alligator tight. Sometimes the Internet tells you more than you want to know.

What troubles you, Sarah?

Is that what we're doing?" I whisper as he slides in next to me. "Saving the world or saving ourselves?" "Maybe it's the same thing," he whispers back

Wow!" "Move over, Jake Harrison! There's a new kid in town!

She watched as the chocolate looped through the tubes, then flowed along a flat surface until it cascaded over the edge, creating a chocolate waterfall so smooth and shiny she could see her reflection in it. The

I made sure to pay attention to everything I was doing. To be fully in the moment. Because that's all life is, really, a string of moments that you knot together and carry with you. Hopefully most of those moments are wonderful, but of course they won't all be. The trick is to recognize an important one when it happens.

Miles was the best friend Logan had ever had. It helped that neither of them had had a best friend before.

Honey can prevent seasonal allergies, heal a cut, soothe a burn, and get rid of your pimples. Miles

What is it?" Philip said. "I'm creating a work of confectionary art here." "Well

We are essentially a beautiful fluke, as are the millions of other species with which we share this planet. Our cells are composed of atoms and dust particles from distant galaxies, and from the billions of living organisms that inhabited this planet before us.

I don't even know where to start with the story. Leo says

Sam and Max

life is short. Eat dessert first -Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink And The Meaning Of Life