Quotes from Whitey Herzog

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.

What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.

We need just two players to be a contender. Just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years.

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three days.

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.

We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief.

A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.

The rules are changed now, there's not any way to build a team today. It's just how much money you want to spend. You could be the world champions and somebody else makes a key acquisition or two and you're through.

The only way to make money as a manager is to win in one place, get fired and hired somewhere else.

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

You sweat out the free agent thing in November then you make the trades in December. Then you struggle to sign the guys left in January and in February I get down to sewing all the new numbers on the uniforms.