Quotes from Daryl Hogue

I'm dating again, but it's got me confused. So I've been reading up on the differences between men and women. I read The Rules, the Mars and Venus books, Dating for Dummies. And here's the real difference: Women buy the books.

SUVs are named for exotic places we'll never go, like the Dodge Durango or the MGC Yukon. There should be truth in advertising: like calling them the Dodge Dubuque, or the GMC "I'm Going to 7-Eleven for a Moon Pie."

My son was circumcised by his father. Who's not a doctor, just cheap.

My mom always says, "Keep your chin up." That's how I ran into the door.

I hate those new Sport Utility Vehicles. I just got cut off by that new one, you know, the Ford Exhibitionist.