Quotes from Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson

Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.

The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

I see', said Smee, still not seeing.

Because, Leonard said, light overcomes darkness. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe you can be defeated.

IF YOU COME NEAR THIS BOAT, I WILL CUT OFF HIS HEAD, D'YOU UNDERSTAND, SAVAGES?