Quotes from Dave Beard

Fooey! The porchlight is burnt out, and I can't see whether it's dark outside or not.

Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in."

A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!

Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rhythmbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.

Our presidential race is beginning to sound more and more like Harry Potter's duel with the Ministry of Magic.

The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.

The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.