Quotes from Vivian Stanshall

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.