Quotes from Joe Garagiola

Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

I know nothing about dogs except that I love them.

All the 'Today show' viewer wants, I think, is a friendly face.

Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.